You Know You're A Mom Of Two When...

.. the thought alone of having to run any sort of errand, especially one with too-small shopping carts (I'm looking at you, Hobby Lobby and Michaels) has you breaking out into hives and a cold sweat. 

.. showers are no longer your "me time" and you end up with a 3ft. tall shower buddy each morning who doesn't understand the phrase "personal space" while your infant sleeps face down in your bed.

.. the three of you sit down for lunch at a restaurant table meant for six just so that you have extra space to shuffle around infant carriers and table accouterments and can distract inquisitive little toddler hands from exploring what's on your plate. 

.. you're constantly reaching into the backseat and feeling for "legs" so that you know everyone is alive and accounted for. 

.. speaking of your backseat, no more than one adult can ever ride with you somewhere because your backseat is full of car seats and kid crap. 

.. you constantly find yourself typing away to both Dr. Google and Dr. Twitter because you have such an awful case of Mom-Brain from your firstborn that you can't for the life of you remember what is "normal" when it comes to all things newborn.

.. you no longer stare sympathetically at the mom juggling two babies in the checkout line at the grocery store but rather with empathy and even more so, you want to high five her and buy her a {very strong} drink, because "honey, you've been there."

.. you've given up fighting so many of the same "bears" with your oldest that you once insisted on winning. This includes and is not limited too what's for breakfast (lunch and dinner) and what makes up appropriate errand-running attire. 

.. you swore up and down you were the busiest you've ever been in your whole entire life without a second in the day to breathe (let alone shower, eat and pee) with just one baby that you now just look back on those days (and yourself) and laugh incredulously at what you thought was busy.

.. in the last week you've muttered the phrase, "I'm never doing this again," and "oh they get along so well, why not have another" all in the same breath.